It was an ordinary day. I had just finished putting all the outdoor lights on the trees and plugged them in. Half of them wouldn't work! Now I have to take them off and try to find out which one is burnt out. Don't you just hate when that happens? It's about the only thing I hate about the Christmas holidays. Then I started thinking about other things that I hate when they happen. Such things as:
When you push on your BBQ igniter button and the grill won't light.
When your garage door doesn't open the entire way and you haven't checked.
When a bird sh*#s on your car right after you just paid to have it washed.
When your cell phone signals that the battery is low and you just left the house.
When "The Price Is Right" is interupted by a new flash.
When your nose starts to run and you don't have a tissue.
When you leave your house, are a few blocks away, and can't remember if you put the garage door down.
When you push on your BBQ igniter button and the grill won't light.
When your garage door doesn't open the entire way and you haven't checked.
When a bird sh*#s on your car right after you just paid to have it washed.
When your cell phone signals that the battery is low and you just left the house.
When "The Price Is Right" is interupted by a new flash.
When your nose starts to run and you don't have a tissue.
When you leave your house, are a few blocks away, and can't remember if you put the garage door down.
When you go to take a photo and your battery is low and you forgot to bring another along with you.
When you have to wait and wait for the days to go by before you leave on vacation, and when you finally are on vacation, they seem to fly by at double speed.
When you spit out your car window and it hits the side of the car.
When you lay on the beach and the person next to you lights up a cigarette.
When your ice cream cone melts all over your hand.
When someone parks in a handicap spot, puts their placard on their rear-view mirror, and runs into the store.
When people butcher the English language such as: Youse people....., Me and Clyde went ......., I seen it in the ......., I hung the pitcher on the wall, The archeteck designed the house with indirect lighting, and on and on.
When your pencil point breaks or your pen runs out of ink and you're almost finished writing.
When you find a piece of hair in your food.
When you spit out your car window and it hits the side of the car.
When you lay on the beach and the person next to you lights up a cigarette.
When your ice cream cone melts all over your hand.
When someone parks in a handicap spot, puts their placard on their rear-view mirror, and runs into the store.
When people butcher the English language such as: Youse people....., Me and Clyde went ......., I seen it in the ......., I hung the pitcher on the wall, The archeteck designed the house with indirect lighting, and on and on.
When your pencil point breaks or your pen runs out of ink and you're almost finished writing.
When you find a piece of hair in your food.
When you plug your MP3 player into your ear and find the battery is dead.
When your drain gets clogged when you are having a holiday dinner.
When you break the tab off a soda can before you have it opened.
When you .........
The list goes on and on and I'm sure you can add many of your own to the list. And ... it will never change! It was another extraordinary day in the life of an oridnary guy.
When your drain gets clogged when you are having a holiday dinner.
When you break the tab off a soda can before you have it opened.
When you .........
The list goes on and on and I'm sure you can add many of your own to the list. And ... it will never change! It was another extraordinary day in the life of an oridnary guy.
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