The "A dip, a nap, otherwise you're missing the point" Story

It was an ordinary day. Basking in the sun on a beautiful beach by the azure waters of the Caribbean Sea. Sitting on my $2.50 a day rental chair reading a Michael Crichton novel while sipping an exotic drink. What more can I say. Isn't this what you're supposed to do on vacation? Now I'm actually doing a bit more than what I described. I do grab the camera from time to time to take photos that I can use in my vacation slide show that I bore my friends and relatives with as well as to submit to iStock to see if I can make any money off of them. I also watch the planes that fly overhead and check to see how many jet engines they have, and sometimes wave to them. And, I feed the birds that gather near my chair hoping for a few crumbs from my can of Pringles. Oh yeah, from time to time I also take a dip and then a nap, otherwise I would be missing the point of vacation. It was another extraordinary day in the life of an ordinary guy.