The "Musical Doctor" Story

It was an ordinary day.  And, where I get some of my information for my stories I know is questionable.  But it seems that it finds me.   Now, if you get offended by almost anything, quit reading right now!  .......  Otherwise, you will get a good laugh from this email that my youngest son, Tad, sent to me when I was feeling bad, and it turned me around in a sec.  It was another extraordinary day in the life of an ordinary guy.  Here goes:

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.  My wife now has her name on this list to get a couple of them.  I told her to make sure she gets the Bose System ones and has them turned up to loud, so we can hear them when we are on the beach or in the water while on vacation.