It was an ordinary day. Reading online about a fabulous idea that Jimmy William Buffet came up with. You know who Jimmy Buffet is, right? The guy who brings out all the parrot-heads for a concert. The guy who is famous for "Cheeseburgers In Paradise." And the guy who I love to sing along with every time I hop in the car for a trip to the store or even a trip that may take a few hours before I reach my destination. Same guy that my wife says I don't know all his lyrics and seem to make up whatever I want the songs to say. Well, it seems that he plans to open a chain of Margaritaville Funeral Homes in a 55-and-older retirement community in Daytona Beach. Gonna call the place Latitude Margaritaville. When he opens the first funeral home he will have a place where the parrot-heads can have a cradle-to-the-grave experience; all his fans will be able to die in 3/4 time. It won't be long before the fad will spread all over the country as well as other parts of the world where Jimmy's fans are located. A recent story online says that he is excited to bring the funeral experience the fun and escapism that Margaritaville has to offer. The "Volcano Memorial Experience" will shoot your loved one's ashes into the air from a small model volcano.
His new Logo!
Now, how cool can that be? His "The Night (dad, grandpa, etc.) Painted The Sky" fireworks package will place the cremation ashes into a fireworks to be shot off at the memorial service. You will also be able to have one of his many glassblowers make a large shot glass with some of the ashes inside it. Each funeral home will have a "Buffett Tribute Band" to play your favorite Buffet songs during the service. Now, I'll tell you, I don't usually don't get excited about funerals, especially my own, but this is a really neat idea. I approached my wife about the idea, telling her I wanted our framed picture of Jimmy, and the tickets from the concert that we went to a few years ago, to be ignited along with me when I died. After telling her all about the new idea that Jimmy Buffet has come up with, she smiled and looked at me saying, "Do you realize what day it is today? April 1st! Guess the joke's on you!" I said, "Ah, jeeze! I really thought he had a great idea and I'll bet he would have made a fortune. Wait a minute! Why couldn't I do something like that?" Carol said, "You don't even know the real lyrics to his songs!" She's right, as usual. It was another extraordinary day in the life of an ordinary guy.
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