The "Chicken in the Cart" Story

It was an ordinary day. I was shopping at Costco. Or I thought I was! Where is my cart? Did that lady just swipe my cart? Yep! I knew it was mine because I had a few samples and placed the used napkins in it. She's not going to get away with this you know. I went and retrieved another cart and continued my shopping. Alas, I found her again by the meat counter. Let's see. I think she might need a few extra breasts for her party and maybe some extra hamburger. By the produce section she gained a pineapple in her cart also. It was so full that she didn't even know she had extra items. I'm not quite sure what happened to her at check-out, but I sailed straight through with just the items I needed. It just took me two carts to do it that day. It was an extraordinary day in the life of an ordinary guy. LDub