The "Sun-tan Lotion Medicine" Story

It was an ordinary day. We were getting ready for another fun filled trip to St. Martin in the Caribbean. I did notice that I had a slight discomfort when I had to pee so I called my urologist for an appointment. Didn't want to have to go to the doctor while on vacation. After examination he said I probably had a slight bladder infection and prescribed medication for me. After a few days on the island, my wife asked me what tanning lotion I was using since I was starting to tan very nicely. After a few more days of both using the same lotion we both noticed I was twice as dark as she was. How can that be? Well it be! After reading the label on the medicine we discovered you were to avoid the sun while taking the medicine. So much for reading the precautions on your medicine. Seems it made you turn REALLY DARK! I had to spend some time under the umbrella so people would recognize me when I returned home from vacation. Oh, well! We were still in paradise and it was just another extraordinary day in the life of an ordinary guy. LDub