The "Signage from the Shore!" Story

It was an ordinary day.  Just got back from the boardwalk with my morning newspaper ....... and quite a few signs of the shore; the type of signs that inform you.  For those who enjoy water related activities and destinations, you probably will recognize some of the signs I have included in today's story.  So, instead of more wordage, here is my morning beach edition.  It was another extraordinary day in the life of an ordinary guy.