The Test for DENSA
Write down or remember your answers and DON'T CHEAT!!!!! Good luck!
- Do they have a 4th of July in England? (Yes/No)
- How many birthdays does the average man have?
- Some months have 31 days; some months have 30. How many have 28 days?
- How many outs are there in an inning?
- Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? (Yes/No)
- Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10, what is the answer?
- If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
- A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half an hour. How many minutes will the pills last?
- A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
- How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
- A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
- How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
- A plane crashes on the Canadian - US border. In which country do you bury the survivors?
- What is the least amount of coins it takes to make 55 cents if one of the coins is a quarter?
Your Evaluation
*Give yourself one point for each correct answer.
- Is there a Fourth of July in England?
- Yes, it comes after the third of July.
- How many birthdays does the average man have?
- Just one. Mine is in September.
- Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
- All twelve months have 28 days.
- How many outs are there in an inning?
- 6, three per side!
- Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
- No - because he is dead!
- Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
- 70 (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60!)
- If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
- 2. You took them, remember?
- A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
- 60 minutes. Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes after that take the 3rd. The effects of the pills may last longer than 60 minutes.
- A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
- 9, since all but 9 die.
- How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
- None. It wasn't Moses on the ark. It was Noah.
- A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
- A clerk in a butcher shop weighs meat!
- How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
- There are 12 two cent stamps in a dozen, just like there are 12 of anything else in a dozen.
- A plane crashes on the Canadian - US border. In which country you bury the survivors?
- The survivors would probably rather wait until they die to be buried.
- What is the least amount of coins it takes to make 55 cents if one of the coins is a quarter?
- Three coins. One is a quarter, another is a quarter, and there's also a nickel.
Add Your Score... How did you do?
Correct Answers: DENSA Rating
- 13-14: Genius
- 10-12: Above Normal
- 7-9: Normal
- 4-6: Slow
- 1-3: Idiot
- None: Brain dead
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