#10 - I've changed parties too many times.
#9 - Even though I was a teacher, I don't enjoy public speaking.
#8 - Most people know my phone number and where I live.
#7 - I have no money for advertising.
#6 - I don't like to wear a toupee
#5 - I never had an affair.
#4 - I'm not sure where the Appalachian Trail is located.
#3 - Since I retired over 10 years ago, all my ties are out of style.
#2 - I really don't have too many opinions on anything.
And, the top reason would have to be ....
#1 - Someone surely has a nude picture of me they will run in the paper.
So, there they are. And you see that I certainly would not be a good candidate for either party. So don't ask again! It was another extraordinary day in the life of an ordinary guy.
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