The "A Couple Of Short Tails Or Reading Between The Lions" Story

It was an ordinary day.  Have been checking my Facebook page.  Actually it is my wife's Facebook page, but she didn't want to post a photo of herself so she posted my photograph so people now assume it is my Facebook page.  Anyway, I found a rather humorous short story (I guess you could call it a joke if you want) that I thought you would enjoy as well as a rather unique musical tale that I know many of you will enjoy.  So, (don't you hate when people begin every sentence with "So" while speaking) without further adieu, I present my agenda for the day.  It was another extraordinary day in the life of an ordinary guy.

1. A public school teacher was arrested at John F. Kennedy International Airport this morning as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.  At a press conference just before noon today, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.  Although he did not identify the man, he confirmed the man has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.  "Al-Gebra is a problem for us," the Attorney General said.  "They derive solutions by means and extremes and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.  They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.  As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle.'"  The Attorney General went on to say. "Teaching our children sentient thought processes and equipping them to solve problems is dangerous and puts our government at risk."  
2. Home Free is a musical group originally founded by brothers Chris and Adam Rupp while they were in college during the early 2000s.  They soon gathered three more members and began touring the country and performing for crowds of thousands of eager fans!  Their fame hit an all-time high when they were invited on the hit show "The Sing-Off" and won.  Perhaps you heard them on the show.  Now the skilled men showcase their talents by performing iconic tunes like "Angels We Have Heard On High."  Their voices, paired with the beautiful scenery and acoustics of the church make for a video that will stand the test of time!  What a beautiful rendition of this treasured Christmas carol!  I know ... it's not the season for Christmas music, but so what.  In the video this talented a cappella group enters a beautiful church and begins singing "Angels We Have Heard On High" with such harmony and grace that it covered me in goosebumps.  Loved their harmony and had to listen to the video a few times.  See what you think.  Almost makes you wish that Christmas was right around the corner.