It was an ordinary day. Leafing through my weekly "Fishwrapper" when I came upon a list of "ONE LINERS." Thought I should share them with you just in case you need some brightening up today. Pass them along if they might have helped you, so that your friends and family can enjoy a laugh or three! It was another extraordinary day in the life of an ordinary guy.
Fettuccini Alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults!
A grown-up is someone who suffers from responsibility!
If I had nine of my fingers missing...I wouldn't type any slower!
If your parachute doesn't open up for you, you've obviously jumped to a conclusion!
If we knew what we were doing, it obviously wouldn't be called research!
Sign in a travel agency window...Please Go Away!
People who are wrapped up in themselves are overdressed!
Life is like a doughnut. You're either in the dough or in the hole!
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something!
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it!
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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